UFO Blend

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We're pleased as (a) punch (in the face) to share what is bound to be our worst coffee!

UFO stands for Unknown F!cking Origin. We've taken leftover beans and unused samples and managed to scrap together enough to roast a few batches.

Don't ask us what's in it. We have no f!cking clue.

Extremely limited supplies sold at a low "shipping will cost you more" price.

It will likely resemble coffee in a Pour Over, Press Pot, or shot of Espresso. Maybe.

Sold as whole bean. Find out more in our FAQs.


Elevation: Probably above sea level

Varietals: Everything but Robusta

Milling Process: No clue

Drying Process: No idea